Indications that the world is ENDING!

Indications that the WORLD is ENDING!

1. I am hungry!  You never feed me!  Ever!
2. My diaper is gross.  I don't know how the hell that happened.  Did you seriously put a dirty diaper on me?  I'm calling social services.
3. My arms are moving.  I don't know why, or who is in charge of them, but it FREAKS ME OUT.
4. You are not rocking me gently.  Come on people, this body is not going to rock itself.
5. There is no number five.  I am going to cry anyway; you probably deserve it.