Time to clear out some of the photos we've built up. A few random notes:
First, our camera just absolutely sucks. As far as I can tell it has, like, 8 pixels in the CCD. The real issue isn't image size but light sensitivity - the CCD isn't light sensitive enough to shoot without flash, and we're usually too harried to set up a tripod. So most of our pictures are annoyingly blurry.
Normally I am a total troglodyte when it comes to new gadgets - it's almost a curmudgeonly point of pride. I mean, have you seen my phone? But in this case even an iphone would be a huge step up in photo quality.
Also, poor Gabe, he's going to think his parents were nudists. As I look through the album, 2/3 of the pictures are of me holding him topless - I had to search for these, or in a few cases, tastefully crop out my third nipple. Listen, Gabe, someday when you read this on the internet archive, you should know: it's really hot this summer, and you're like a little radiator!
First, our camera just absolutely sucks. As far as I can tell it has, like, 8 pixels in the CCD. The real issue isn't image size but light sensitivity - the CCD isn't light sensitive enough to shoot without flash, and we're usually too harried to set up a tripod. So most of our pictures are annoyingly blurry.
Normally I am a total troglodyte when it comes to new gadgets - it's almost a curmudgeonly point of pride. I mean, have you seen my phone? But in this case even an iphone would be a huge step up in photo quality.
Also, poor Gabe, he's going to think his parents were nudists. As I look through the album, 2/3 of the pictures are of me holding him topless - I had to search for these, or in a few cases, tastefully crop out my third nipple. Listen, Gabe, someday when you read this on the internet archive, you should know: it's really hot this summer, and you're like a little radiator!
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| This is my impression of a seal! |
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| Dude.....that was some goooooooodddd milk! |
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| Daddy, just cuz this is the Internet, that doesn't mean you have to post nude photos of yourself! |
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| CC is on duty! |
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| I wonder if I can swing from that chandelier... |
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| Mr. Mom in the purple Moby...I wonder if I should spit up first or poop first! |
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